{"product_id":"dad-tax-snacks-t-shirt","title":"Dad Tax Snacks T-Shirt | Funny Food Stealing Dad Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eDAD TAX in big distressed letters across the chest, and right underneath, the list of what gets taxed, drawn in simple outlines: a loaded cheeseburger, a half-unwrapped chocolate bar, a milkshake with whipped cream and a straw, a carton of fries and a slice of layer cake. Printed in white on Black, Charcoal, Dark Chocolate, Military Green, Navy, Red and Royal, and in black on Sport Grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rule was never written down and never needed to be: any food that enters the house is subject to inspection. Three fries off every order, the first bite of the burger, a spoon in the milkshake 'just to check it'. The kids know the rate. Nobody has ever won an appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuying it as a gift? 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