Cranky Mechanic Hoodie | Funny Crankshaft Car Guy Gift
$34.95 - $41.95
CRANKY in distressed letters above a four-cylinder crankshaft with its pistons and connecting rods. The pun works twice: cranky is the mood of anyone who has fought a seized bolt, and the crankshaft is the part that turns every piston stroke into rotation.
Made for the garage, the parts store run and the cold morning before the second coffee. Give it to the mechanic, engine builder or weekend wrencher who has strong opinions on how a job should be done and gets a little grumpy when it is done wrong.
Who it's for
- Mechanics and engine builders who know exactly what a crankshaft does
- Weekend wrenchers who get grumpy the moment a bolt rounds off
- Car guys who enjoy a pun that only gearheads fully understand
- Family shopping for a funny gift for the grumpiest mechanic they know
Fabric & fit
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 8.0 oz/ydĀ² (271 g/mĀ²) medium-heavy fleece
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic unisex fit, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Printed on the front, direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order
- Unisex sizes Sā5XL; for a looser fit, size up
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Length |
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| S | 20 in / 51 cm | 27 in / 69 cm |
| M | 22 in / 56 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| L | 24 in / 61 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in / 76 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32 in / 81 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34 in / 86 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Measured flat across the chest, 1 in below the armholes, and from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Tolerance about 1 in.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out (max 30Ā°C / 86Ā°F) Ā· non-chlorine bleach only Ā· tumble dry low Ā· iron on low heat, not over the print Ā· do not dry clean.
Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. More car guy hoodies.
Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: Gildan 18500. For adults. 2 year warranty in the EU.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Black mugs: top rack only.
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, do not dry clean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), hang dry, do not dry clean
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FAQ
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Every item is printed to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days. We print with partners in the US, UK, Europe and Australia, and whenever possible your order is printed in the region closest to you. Delivery after dispatch usually takes: US 2-4 business days, UK and Australia 2-5 business days, Canada and Europe 3-7 business days, rest of the world 10-14 business days. Some items, such as mugs and phone cases, ship from the US and can take a few days longer.
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Yes. We ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and most other countries. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, and every order comes with tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to change or cancel. Once production has started, we can't modify or cancel the order. If your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery and include a photo of the issue.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches and centimeters for every size from S to 5XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.