I Crack Under Pressure Coffee Mug | Funny Nutcracker Christmas Mug
$20.95 - $24.95
A grumpy nutcracker with a cracked walnut in his teeth is printed on the mug. Above him, "I Crack Under Pressure" is set in retro red and green Christmas lettering.
It belongs on the desk in the second week of December, when the deadlines stack up before the break and the first coffee has a lot of work to do. As a Secret Santa gift it is funny without being personal, and it tends to stay in use long after the decorations come down.
Who it's for
- The coworker who has held it together since the first of December
- Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and the office gift table
- Monday morning coffee before the year-end deadline
- Teachers, nurses and managers who need a laugh before the break
The mug
- White ceramic mug with a glossy finish, 11 oz (0.33 l) or 15 oz (0.44 l)
- Design printed on both sides, so it reads in either hand
- C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Microwave and dishwasher safe; lead and BPA free
Care
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) and microwave safe. Hand washing keeps the print looking new for longer.
Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. See more coffee mugs.
Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: ceramic mug, generic brand. 2 year warranty in the EU.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Black mugs: top rack only.
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, do not dry clean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), hang dry, do not dry clean
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FAQ
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Every item is printed to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days. We print with partners in the US, UK, Europe and Australia, and whenever possible your order is printed in the region closest to you. Delivery after dispatch usually takes: US 2-4 business days, UK and Australia 2-5 business days, Canada and Europe 3-7 business days, rest of the world 10-14 business days. Some items, such as mugs and phone cases, ship from the US and can take a few days longer.
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Yes. We ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and most other countries. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, and every order comes with tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to change or cancel. Once production has started, we can't modify or cancel the order. If your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery and include a photo of the issue.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches and centimeters for every size from S to 5XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.