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Give Me A Minute I Can Make It Worse Mug | Sarcastic Office Mug

  • Shipping from $5.95
  • Printed to order, ships in 1–3 business days with tracking

IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE I THINK I CAN MAKE IT WORSE in bold white letters on a black mug, printed on both sides so it reads whichever hand you hold it in.

Some people fix things. You are the other kind. The printer was jammed, now it is unplugged and blinking. The meeting was almost over, now there is a follow-up. This mug says it for you before anyone asks how the quick fix went.

Buying it for someone? You know exactly who: the coworker who just tried something on the shared spreadsheet, or the husband who took down the whole shelf to tighten one screw.

Who it's for

  • The self-aware one who says hold on right before it gets worse
  • Coworkers, managers and the IT guy who has to break it a bit more first
  • New job desks, leaving gifts and work anniversaries
  • Secret Santa and office gift swaps

The mug

  • Black ceramic mug, 11 oz or 15 oz, C-shaped handle
  • The design is printed on both sides, so it reads in either hand
  • Made to order with dye-sublimation printing

Care

Dishwasher safe on the top rack, or hand wash with warm water and dish soap.

Matching tee: Give Me A Minute T-Shirt.

Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. See more funny mugs.

Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: ceramic mug, generic brand. 2 year warranty in the EU.

GPSR information

HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

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PHONE CASES:

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.

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COFFEE MUGS:

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Black mugs: top rack only.

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HOODIES:

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, do not dry clean

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T-SHIRTS:

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), hang dry, do not dry clean

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FAQ

Shipping & Orders

Every item is printed to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days. We print with partners in the US, UK, Europe and Australia, and whenever possible your order is printed in the region closest to you. Delivery after dispatch usually takes: US 2-4 business days, UK and Australia 2-5 business days, Canada and Europe 3-7 business days, rest of the world 10-14 business days. Some items, such as mugs and phone cases, ship from the US and can take a few days longer.

Yes. We ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and most other countries. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, and every order comes with tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.

Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to change or cancel. Once production has started, we can't modify or cancel the order. If your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery and include a photo of the issue.

Products & Quality

T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.

Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches and centimeters for every size from S to 5XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.

Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.