Warning May Start Talking About Cars Hoodie | Funny Car Guy Gift
$34.95 - $41.95
- Shipping from $5.95
- Printed to order, ships in 1ā3 business days with tracking
- Usually printed in Australia, so no import fees in most cases
A yellow warning triangle and WARNING in big white letters, with THIS GUY MAY START TALKING ABOUT CARS AT ANY TIME underneath. It is fair notice for everyone in the room: ask him how his weekend went and the answer will somehow end at compression ratios and the car he should never have sold.
Wear it to Sunday car meets, cold garage nights and family dinners where the engine swap story comes up again. It is a gift from the people who have learned to say that's nice at exactly the right moment.
Who it's for
- Car guys who turn every conversation into a story about an engine swap
- Enthusiasts who can name the car behind them by its headlights alone
- Sunday car meet regulars who never run out of things to say
- Wives, girlfriends and kids who have heard every story twice already
Fabric & fit
- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 8.0 oz/ydĀ² (271 g/mĀ²) medium-heavy fleece
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Classic unisex fit, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Printed on the front, direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order
- Unisex sizes Sā5XL; for a looser fit, size up
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 in / 51 cm | 27 in / 69 cm |
| M | 22 in / 56 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| L | 24 in / 61 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in / 76 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32 in / 81 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34 in / 86 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Measured flat across the chest, 1 in below the armholes, and from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Tolerance about 1 in.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out (max 30Ā°C / 86Ā°F) Ā· non-chlorine bleach only Ā· tumble dry low Ā· iron on low heat, not over the print Ā· do not dry clean.
Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. More car guy hoodies.
Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: Gildan 18500. For adults. 2 year warranty in the EU.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Black mugs: top rack only.
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, do not dry clean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), hang dry, do not dry clean
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FAQ
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Every item is printed to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days. We print with partners in the US, UK, Europe and Australia, and whenever possible your order is printed in the region closest to you. Delivery after dispatch usually takes: US 2-4 business days, UK and Australia 2-5 business days, Canada and Europe 3-7 business days, rest of the world 10-14 business days. Some items, such as mugs and phone cases, ship from the US and can take a few days longer.
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Yes. We ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and most other countries. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, and every order comes with tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to change or cancel. Once production has started, we can't modify or cancel the order. If your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery and include a photo of the issue.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches and centimeters for every size from S to 5XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.