We Whiskey You a Merry Christmas Sweatshirt | Armchair Santa With Whiskey
$31.24 - $37.24
Santa takes the night off in this tan, vintage-style illustration. He lounges in a wingback armchair wearing dark sunglasses, a cigar trailing smoke in one hand and a short glass of whiskey in the other, with a bottle waiting on the side table. WE WHISKEY runs across the top, YOU A tucks in at his shoulder, and MERRY CHRISTMAS anchors the bottom.
For whiskey drinkers, cigar lounge regulars and dads who claim the good chair every Christmas night. Wear it to the holiday party, the poker night or the quiet evening after the wrapping paper is cleared. Judging by the sunglasses, the sleigh is parked for the night and the reindeer have been told not to wait up.
Who it's for
- Whiskey and cigar fans who like their Santa laid back
- Dads and grandpas who claim the good armchair after dinner
- Poker night crews and holiday party regulars
- Gift-givers shopping for a husband or boyfriend with a home bar
Fabric & fit
- Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester (heather sport colors are a polyester-rich blend)
- Classic unisex fit, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, double-needle stitching, tear-away label
- Printed on the front, direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order
- The dyes are OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex sizes S–5XL; for a looser fit, size up
Size chart
| Size | Chest width | Length |
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| S | 20 in / 51 cm | 27 in / 69 cm |
| M | 22 in / 56 cm | 28 in / 71 cm |
| L | 24 in / 61 cm | 29 in / 74 cm |
| XL | 26 in / 66 cm | 30 in / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28 in / 71 cm | 31 in / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30 in / 76 cm | 32 in / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32 in / 81 cm | 33 in / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34 in / 86 cm | 34 in / 86 cm |
Measured flat across the chest, 1 in below the armholes, and from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Tolerance about 1.5 in.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out (max 30°C / 86°F) · non-chlorine bleach only · tumble dry medium · iron on low heat, not over the print · do not dry clean.
Printed to order and shipped from the USA. See more ugly Christmas sweatshirts.
Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: Gildan 18000. For adults. 2 year warranty in the EU.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan, 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan, 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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FAQ
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All products are made to order and dispatched within 1-2 business days. Once shipped, transit times are: US 3-5 days, UK 3-6 days, EU 4-8 days, Australia 3-7 days. Everything ships from the USA.
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Yes - we ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada, and most countries worldwide. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location. Every order comes with tracking so you can follow it from our door to yours.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to make a change. Once production has started we can't modify it. That said, if your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost - just contact us within 14 days of delivery.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches for every size from S to 3XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.