Grass Master Tank Top for Men, Funny Lawn Care Definition Sleeveless Shirt, Mowing Gift, Yard Work Singlet
$26.60
Some people cut the grass. A Grass Master maintains a standard. This is for the person who edges the driveway by hand, knows their mowing pattern by heart, and quietly judges every uneven lawn on the street. The Grass Master definition lays it out: like a regular person, but with a passion for perfect lawns, king of the yard, lover of fresh-cut grass and flawless stripes. Printed on a breathable tank for the hot, sweaty, deeply satisfying work of a Saturday mow.
🌱 PERFECT GIFT FOR
- The neighbor with the best lawn on the block and they know it
- The weekend mower who treats stripes like an art form
- The yard-proud homeowner who lives for fresh-cut grass
- Anyone whose idea of relaxing is a perfect lawn and a cold drink
🏡 WHAT IS ON THE DESIGN
"GRASS MASTER" in bold, with a mock dictionary definition underneath, king of the yard, lover of fresh-cut grass, creator of perfect lawn stripes. Clean and readable, printed crisp on a lightweight tank.
⭐ TANK DETAILS
- Gildan 5200 unisex heavy cotton tank, medium 5.3 oz fabric
- 100% cotton for solid colors (Sport Grey is 90/10, and Graphite Heather, Neon Green, and Safety Pink are 50/50 cotton/poly)
- Classic fit with a 1x1 ribbed collar and double-needle bottom hem for durability
- Tear away label for a scratch-free feel
- DTG (direct to garment) printed for a soft, durable finish
- Sizes S to 2XL, available in multiple colors
📏 SIZING
- Runs true to size. Prefer a looser mowing-day fit? Size up. See the size chart photo for exact measurements.
🔁 SAME DESIGN, OTHER PRODUCTS
The same design also lives on:
- T-shirt: [paste live Etsy URL]
- Mug: [paste live Etsy URL]
- Water bottle: [paste live Etsy URL]
- Tumbler: [paste live Etsy URL]
(Use the real https://www.etsy.com/listing/ID/ link for each)
👕 CARE
- Machine wash cold, max 30C (90F), inside out
- Hang to dry, do not tumble dry
- Iron on low heat, never on the print
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
GENERAL PRODUCT SAFETY
Manufacturer: Gildan 5200, heavy cotton tank top
EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
Product information: Gildan 5200. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings: For adults. Made in [confirm from blank label, likely Honduras, NOT USA]
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan, 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan, 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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FAQ
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All products are made to order and dispatched within 1-2 business days. Once shipped, transit times are: US 3-5 days, UK 3-6 days, EU 4-8 days, Australia 3-7 days. Everything ships from the USA.
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Yes - we ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada, and most countries worldwide. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location. Every order comes with tracking so you can follow it from our door to yours.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to make a change. Once production has started we can't modify it. That said, if your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost - just contact us within 14 days of delivery.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches for every size from S to 3XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.