Carpenter Definition Coffee Mug | Funny Woodworking Mug
$20.95 - $24.95
White text on a black mug spells out the dictionary entry: “CARPENTER [kahr-puhn-ter] noun. A person who measures twice, cuts once, and still gets asked for ‘just one quick shelf.’” Then the see-also: sawdust in every pocket, a pencil behind the ear, opinions about every door you own.
This one belongs on the workbench, where the coffee goes cold while one more cut gets made. It suits the carpenter who gets asked for that quick shelf between sips, and the family who drink their own coffee at a table that carpenter built.
Who it's for
- Carpenters who drink their first coffee out in the garage shop
- Cabinet makers who spot every kitchen door that doesn't line up
- Stocking stuffer or thank-you for the one who built the bookshelves
- Break-room mug for a framing crew or the shop's newest apprentice
The mug
- Black ceramic mug with a glossy finish, 11 oz (0.33 l) or 15 oz (0.44 l)
- Design printed on both sides, so it reads in either hand
- C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Microwave and dishwasher safe; lead and BPA free
Care
Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) and microwave safe. Hand washing keeps the print looking new for longer.
Printed to order. See our delivery policy for production and shipping times. See more funny mugs.
Product safety (EU): EU Representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus. Product: ceramic mug, generic brand. 2 year warranty in the EU.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap. Black mugs: top rack only.
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron, steam or dry on low heat, do not dry clean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), hang dry, do not dry clean
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FAQ
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Every item is printed to order and dispatched within 1-3 business days. We print with partners in the US, UK, Europe and Australia, and whenever possible your order is printed in the region closest to you. Delivery after dispatch usually takes: US 2-4 business days, UK and Australia 2-5 business days, Canada and Europe 3-7 business days, rest of the world 10-14 business days. Some items, such as mugs and phone cases, ship from the US and can take a few days longer.
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Yes. We ship to the US, UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and most other countries. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, and every order comes with tracking so you can follow it all the way to your door.
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Orders go into production quickly, so email us at 365carmods@gmail.com as soon as possible if you need to change or cancel. Once production has started, we can't modify or cancel the order. If your order arrives damaged or with a print defect, we'll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery and include a photo of the issue.
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T-shirts and hoodies use DTG (direct-to-garment) printing, which bonds the ink into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top. Wash inside-out in cold water and it stays sharp for years. Mugs use dye-sublimation - the design is heat-bonded into the ceramic surface, so it won't scratch, peel, or fade with regular use.
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Each product page has a size guide table with chest width and length measurements in inches and centimeters for every size from S to 5XL. Most customers order their normal size. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, go one size up.
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Yes. Our ceramic mugs are both dishwasher safe and microwave safe. The dye-sublimation print is heat-bonded into the surface, not just printed on top, so it won't scratch, fade, or peel with regular use.