Life is Too Short to Drive Boring Cars T-Shirt
$34.95$20.95 - $25.95
There's a specific kind of misery that comes from driving a beige economy car in the right lane at exactly the speed limit. Some people call it being responsible. Car people call it a waste of a perfectly good morning. This shirt started as a half-joke at a car meet and became a full philosophy. Because for a certain type of person, the car isn't just transport. It's the point. The corners are the point. The engine note is the point. The whole gearbox, the synchro rings, the visceral mechanical connection between intention and motion - that's the point. Normal cars are getting squishy and soft and connected to your life through a screen. Real cars, manual cars, cars you can feel and hear and affect with your hands - they're becoming an endangered species. Save the manuals. Save yourself.
Also available as: Coffee Mug | Hoodie | Phone Case
Also check out: Car Guy T-Shirts | Car Guy Hoodies
- Garment: Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather grey)
- Fit: Classic relaxed fit, crew neck. Colors: Heather Grey. XS-2XL
- Print: DTG, sealed finish, won't crack or fade after washing
- Care: Machine wash warm inside out, tumble dry medium, do not iron directly on print
- Ships from the USA. US 3-5 days. UK 3-6 days. EU 4-8 days. Australia 3-7 days. Rest of the world 12-20 days.
GPSR information
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
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PHONE CASES:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.
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COFFEE MUGS:
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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HOODIES:
Product information: Gildan, 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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T-SHIRTS:
Product information: Gildan, 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty - 2 years, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean